Nice work if you can get it….honey, I’m not sure what work these yummy lean sex machines do but sign me up, I want one of these jobs.  The title says Hard Workin Men, but the only way that the word hard works for anything here is the scrumptious play-poles these guys sport in scene to scene.  I guess the moral for this movie is that no matter what work you do, it can always be fun, and if you’re lucky or just prime beefcake like these guys, the hard part of hard work can be something good to look forward to instead of the 9-5 drudgery that most people have to endure.

I’m sure most people would have better days if their workdays started off with this kind of continental breakfast…more cream please garcon.  Even though every one of the guys in Hard Workin Men is complete candy (for candy like this I would bark “I want candy” like a dog…bow-wow-wow) the sex itself falls into a very french vanilla medium. No intimate romance really, yet also no all inhibitions abandoned rough and tumble sex either.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy this movie, I’m just saying that I couldn’t quite grasp what the actors motivations were from scene to scene other than having sex (which I guess is a very fine motivation in itself).  The actors in Hard Workin Men do have a youthfulness, stamina and it is very easy on the eyes as well as arousing in other areas to view them, and I’m sure that I’m likely to see these studs in a lot more movies and I look forward to seeing their progress as they continue in porn being such Hard Workin Men…why oh why can’t this be my hard work.  A bunch of satisfied swishing loads of fun from Hard Workin Men.

Whatever It Takes certainly had whatever it took to stretch the limits of my imagination as I got to see some of the nicest meat I’ve ever seen outside of that little deli down on 4th street…you know the one I mean with that young hunky looking Greek vision of swarthiness that works in the back…I’d sure like to work in his back; but oh I digress. This movie starts off with an exquisitely well-hung young adonis…well I say well-hung, I mean he can spin it like a propellor (and you know those are some friendly skies I would like to fly on) and the meat market from this point only gets as good if not better.

Not only are the guys in this movie picture perfect models, but each and every one of them is well enough hung to be perfect models for penis pills that make your cock larger. Each scene has enough super hot sucking and fucking to put the swirls in my lollipop, and the generous makers of this movie also did not limit these super-studs as we get ’super-sized cock cubed’ in a spectacularly throbbingly hot and well-hung match-up of a trio of Toreadors. If you like your meat well-hung then Whatever It Takes has what it takes to give your love-rocket lift-off over and over again. Seven stratospheric swishes of epic proportions for Whatever It Takes.

This movie just goes to prove what I’ve always said…all men are sluts. Now I know some of you are thinking “LeVar…what are you talking about ? My straight neighbor is totally not a slut, even though I wish he was…but he’s owned by his woman.” Well to this I say; Honey you are sooo wrong, if you got her out of the way for a day and invited him over for some redneck beer and had some woman porn on, before you know it he would have his cock out with you having yours out and after a few minutes mutual jacking, the offer of your mouth would appeal to him just as much as any womans. Know why? Cos like First Seduction shows, all men are sluts.

The scenes vary from viginettes like I previously described with a porn movie, breaking the ice but making things oh so nice and then move forwards showing how much men in union (even if one of them is mixed up in the head and thinks he prefers women) can accomplish. Co-operation is the name of the game as these guys join together using their unity to accomplish their goals and then showing each other that gay or straight, one thing guys have in common is the joy and pride we take in our tools. Of course, any time when one guy shows his tool to another, the guy it’s being shown to needs to try it out and that’s just as true when it comes to the tempting tools between our legs. These guys obviously take pride and pleasure in showing their straight friends and neighbors that ‘Anything a she can do…A he can do better’. Four big swishes of neighborly love from my friendly neighborhood watering hose to First Seduction.

First I have to say that I never knew that hunky Vulcan vision of studliness that plays Sylar on Heroes and Frankenstein somehow had a lovechild…but we get to see this musclebound product of two cro-magnon skulls with a heroic hard-on of his own. I wouldn’t mind getting an up close and personal Vulcan nerve pinch from him…anyways, this is a movie about some fun-loving guys finding they have more in common than just their own physical development and how they can help each other grow.

These prime packages of meat show that there is no time or place that they won’t appreciate another well developed physique and that they enjoy savoring each other’s muscley forms from one end to another and also in and out of these ends. The youthful enthusiasm that these studs in Workin’ It Up bring to the screen translated well to enthusiasm for me as a viewer as my own love-muscle began workin’ it up.

I’m sure if they continue working out like this they will find that they have helped each other’s growth in their bodies and appreciations of them.

Three big twirling swishes for Workin’ It Up, and I hope to see another lean, mean muscley sequel soon.

Mmmmm…three words for you honey, Gay Tor Ade. These twinkie boytoys show that Hostess isn’t the only one with cream-filled twinkies as they eagerly suck each other’s cocks using their spit-shines for lube and then hopping on for a ride.

I was a little disappointed from the title because when I read Man Juice I pictured getting to see more cans filled with cream soup than at the local supermarket (which also has the cutest twinkie little bagboy whom I one day hope to bag). Even though there were less fluids flowing than I assumed, those sweet tight asses getting spread open and those sweaty youthful lithe lean bodies glistening with sweat as they fucked was certainly enough to get my juices flowing.

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I do wish the lighting had been better, especially for some of those cum shots, but overall I certainly got my fill watching these yummy twinks get theirs filled and give Man Juice three swinging swishes to the left.

Helloooo…can anyone say racial stereotyping…I knew you could and obviously so can the people who made these Size Does Matter movies. Don’t get me wrong honey, I love a good yummy chocolate stick to suck on and a muscular black stallion to ride as much as the next guy but couldn’t they find any well-hung white guys for this movie too ? I mean I know I’ve seen some and the eye at the end of my cock has loved watching the endowment of Jeff Palmer and some other alabaster Sex-Gods with their chiseled physiques, and in my opinion this kind of movie only reinforces stereotypes and makes average or under-hung mahogany men feel as though they are lacking.

Now that I’ve said my social piece, on with the show and my opinion of it…loved it!!

While these lean mean fuck machines only got to do one-on-one sex they still managed to make the most out of the lethal weapons they were packing…we’re talking intense fudge-packing action and some of the hungriest cock-sucking I have ever been lucky enough to see, and the first scene with the young white guy getting to service the well-hung muscular iron-thewed ebony titan made me salivate from both my mouth and my cock in anticipation of what was to come.

Size Does Matter 5 is something you can watch time and again and always get something out of it and something out of you.

Four big swishes around the world for Size Does Matter 5.