Now Tom Cruise may never cum out of the closet and spend the rest of his life in typical Scientologist denial but Mission Impossible (the first two anyways) were super exciting and he looked oh so super sexy with his shades and masculine muscly form…and that teeth-flashing smile that we would all just die for.  Leather Obsession Mission Impossible 5 is as silly as that pseudo religion that Tom belongs to.  When oh when will these porn actors learn that they can’t really act and that as far as the real acting world goes they will be lucky if they ever get to do cat food commercials.  The script and attempt at a storyline were awfully written and performed leaving me almost too bored to get into it when the sex came into play.

Just like the Mission Impossible movies that this movie takes it’s name from it does start off with a bang !  The initial club scene is sizzling hot and the dialogue hasn’t bored you to tears yet so you can appreciate the muscly leather-clad visions of studlyness as they suck and fuck some very well hung cocks.  Word of wisdom to the watcher…Jack off to this hot scene and cum cum cum cos there isn’t much to make you cum later.  Yes…like that fizzly sparkly bomb thing that sparks off at the beginning of each Mission Impossible it just fizzles down after the initial scene with very blah sex happening when it happens for the rest of the movie and a lot of mono-tone dialogue until at the end just like that fizzly sparkly thing you know that this movie Leather Obsession Mission Impossible 5 is a bomb.