Halloween is one of my favorite Holidays…as soon as October starts I get all shivery knowing that it’s coming…you could say it coming almost gets me coming.  Why is Halloween so exciting you ask ?  Well because you can really let your freak flag fly honey and dress up as whatever you want.  Thats why when I see movies like Mud On the Helmet it makes me even more envious than when watching other porn.  Sure I’m always a little jealous when I get to see the yummy cocks these actors get day after day but this one…..they also get to dress up as the most macho of macho stud beefcakes…soldiers.  Go Go G.I. Joe.

Sadly the unifromed chemistry between these cumbatants was nothing too exciting and I quite frankly figure that considering they got to dress up they should have tried to role play at least a little harder.  I mean seriously they don’t even try to be butch.  If I got to dress up as a Sergeant I would be ordering those privates to tongue polish my privates to a spit-shine.  The sex itself though was Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.  Each scene had seriously deep ass tunneling as these guys plunged their rods balldeep and the cumshots were prodigous enough to give my tongue a craving for the taste of nuts and honey.  Three semi-excited swishing salutes to Mud On the Helmet.  (Next time get some butch soldiers)